Because I was too busy
Kate and I have exchanged dozens of e-mails over the past few months that start with the phrase "only you would care about this..." and then launch into an extremely detailed discussion of chair ties or escort cards or menus. So in that spirit, and in the hope that she still cares about such detailed matters upon her honeymoon return (for two more months, anyway!), I offer Kate's wedding decor photos, courtesy of Mr. Mojito.
I'm saluting you, Newlywed Kate!