Having "one of those days." "Case of the Mondays." "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
[Insert any annoying phrase "in unnecessary quotation marks" here.]
Fruits of the weekend:
On the bright side, maybe my hideous burn makes my ring look even prettier by comparison?
And while I'm at it... I'm a pretty good cook and love whipping things up in the kitchen. So if I'm going to burn myself, let's make it happen while I'm accomplishing culinary grandeur over a flaming stovetop, okay?
NOT while reaching into the toaster oven to retrieve an English Muffin.