1. I simply cannot justify spending $250 on a flower girl dress, no matter how adorable it is. Sorry.
2. When searching for flower girl dresses, you inevitably end up on pageant dress websites, and they are terrifying. Little girls painted up and dressed to look like trashy teens will always horrify me.
3. Now there is a market for "plus size" flower girl dresses? Please, America, step away from the fast food.