Joining forces

As obnoxiously independent as the two of us are, it's hilarious to me that as of today we (or our cell phones, anyway) have joined forces for a "family share plan."

We don't really care if Verizon knows we're cohabitating/engaged/married or not. Just that we maximize my 17% corporate discount.

Funny sidenote/lame joke moment: when we were figuring out which plan to select, the woman I was speaking with told me that we both use, on average, 150 minutes each month. Enter me: "Now that's compatibility!"

Apparently this morning's smoked salmon gave me a really bad sense of humor.

But still... I wonder if health insurance will be this easy. Doubtful.