Cue the clergymen!

In the search for ceremony readings and program quotes, we've come across several we love but just aren't right for us. Here's one of them:

I'd be crazy to propose to her, but when I see that profile of hers, I feel the only thing worth doing in the world is to grab her and start shouting for clergymen and bridesmaids to come running.

- P.G. Wodehouse