About that light saber...

I'm home on the couch with a terrible ear infection and more prescriptions than I know what to do with. One medicine says it will cause drowsiness, while the other warns about "excitability." Hmmm... I'm thinking that means they'll just produce crazy.

Considering my reading material this afternoon (recommended by Tara, by the way, and so far it's a great way to get my head around writing our wedding ceremony from scratch), what nutty, drug-induced ceremony ideas might I come up with by day's end?